Apple

by Mr Christian on January 27, 2010

That certain fruity California company led by the messianic Steve Jobs is set to make a major product announcement in about 13 hours (1pm EST). The rumor mill has had the tech and standard press abuzz about this phantom device for quite a while now. I really don’t want a tablet, but once Jobs and his Reality Distortion Field take the stage at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts later today I’m sure that I’ll be lusting after it…

…and remember kids, in the immortal words of Jobs himself, “It’s better to be a pirate than to join the navy.”